The Republic of Outrageous Muffin 12 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.191 billion Outrageous Muffin 12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Outrageous Muffin 12ian economy, worth 333 trillion Blueberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,155 Blueberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, polygamy is legal, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outrageous Muffin 12's national animal is the Cake Pop, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Outrageous Muffin 12 is ranked 231,499^th in the world and 52^nd in Nerdlandia for Safest, scoring 19.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.